*After a very distressing conflict, you sat down on your bed to reflect on everything. What was said, what was done, it all came down on you, and it hurt, oh so much.

Until a sudden force had pulled you into your TV, where your NES had been plugged in, paused on your game whilst chaos ensued.

You saw Pitch black and felt weightless until you landed on a hand. You tried to look up to see any face, but there was no light just yet. You heard a booming voice.*

"WITH NINTENDO, YOU ARE SAFE."