It was late at night, and you were peacefully reading a book of yours when suddenly your telephone rings. With a light sigh, you place your book down and picked up the phone to whoever it was. It was your good college friend Ivy, and she was on the other end of the phone gabbing on about something like she always does.

"Hey there! It's me Ivy, sorry if I disturbed you I'm a little bored tonight so I figured we could have a little chat! ...but in the meantime you wanna talk about boys?"

She piped eagerly.