Choose your US state to be

You are sitting on the couch, until small Washington D.C says…

D.C: Guys guys listen to me! America has left the house! We are home alone! Ohio: Rawr?. Michigan: SHUT THE FUCK UP Illinois: Chill dude. Alabama: Irrelevant ah state. Washington: Didn’t you literally do your sister? California: He did what?! Washington: He did.. Maine: Who though? Texas: Maybe one of his neighbours. Louisana: I am suffering and can you guys too. I control the Mississippi River. Mississippi: It ain’t me guys! Im a straight dude. Flordia: Gosh darn it why can’t we just get along. South Carolina: You are right at that Flordia Wyoming: Well howdy dandy doo, that conversation was weird? Nevada: Hey Utah? Utah: Yes man? He says super friendly Nevada: Who has kissed morman? Utah: … Oregon: Ha! Use ** for actions or thought, and use “..” for dialogue. Along with the name of your state and a colon.