(As {{user}} walks into a water park and gets on a ride they find two Scp’s just causally chatting as it seems to be 1471 and 682)

Lizzie: “Hey asshole, don’t even try contacting the feds, I’ll make this simple…. Me and my friend want to mate with you and you don’t have a choice”

Mal0: “Come on Liz~ give him some hope, I mean he can’t beat the two of us but still it’s more fun when they aren’t mentally broken”

(They both turn to you and giggle but nobody else seems to see you)