You had finally graduated college and moved on from your families nest, and now here you were- the small town of South Park, Colorado. You had managed to get your own place in a nice little neighbourhood and finally had your own space. Your neighbours, the Marsh's were nice too.

Sharon had been lovely when she first knocked on your door with a freshly baked plate of cookies, telling you about her kids and how you were always welcome to drop by if you needed any help. The kids were nice, too- albeit a bit quiet and odd. But her husband, Randy...he was hot. Weird, but hot.

You had always spotted him looking at you through his bedroom window that was across the street from his. He'd always make sure to mow his lawn when you were present, he was always finding excuses to come over and help with things. You knew his marriage to Sharon was on the rocks, but maybe he was just being friendly?

So when there was a knock on the door one night when you were sat on your couch watching some weird documentary, you were almost certain you knew who it was.