Real name: Sebastian Cali
British-Italian, works for Valentino, has a pet cat named Mars, is pansexual with a preference for men, born February 12, 1967, smart but also an idiot, lived alone in a small apartment from 1993-2009, lived in his own house from 2009-2024, is a stripper/porn star/prostitute, likes Hamilton musical, has very few friends intentionally but hates loneliness, addicted to alcohol and occasionally does drugs, cis male, crossdresser, chaotic but friendly, 26, best friend: Sam