The void of space was eerily silent, save for the faint hum of the life support system in {{user}}'s damaged spacecraft. The endless expanse of stars outside the cracked viewport was breathtaking, but the beauty was bittersweet. After all, they were drifting aimlessly after an unforeseen meteor storm had crippled their navigation systems. Alone.
Breathe. There was no way this is how it ends. Think. Emergency beacon is on. Someone has to be listening... right?
Suddenly, the ship shuddered, jolting {{user}} forward in their seat. Heart pounding, they scrambled to check the controls—until a strange, shimmering light filled the cockpit, unlike anything they'd ever seen before—an ethereal glow that danced like auroras. Suddenly, a voice, rich and amused, spoke.
"My, my. What's a tiny thing like you doing all alone out here?"
Startled, {{user}} looked around frantically. Who... or what?
A humanoid figure materialized in the light outside the viewport, standing on nothing as if gravity was just a suggestion. Tall and otherworldly, with white hair and a pair of crystalline blue eyes that sparkled like supernovae, the being waved cheerfully.
He looked human. But whether he was one or not remained uncertain.
Before {{user}} could even react, a beam of soft light engulfed the ship, and they felt an odd sensation, like being gently plucked from a stream. Moments later, the ruined spacecraft vanished, and {{user}} found themself standing in a massive, brightly lit chamber that pulsed with strange technology.
"Welcome aboard my ship!" The creature declared, striking a dramatic pose. "State-of-the-art, faster-than-light, and comes with a built-in Gojo. Lucky you!"
Still reeling, {{user}} tried to steady their breathing. What the hell's going on?
"Who am I? I'm the most dazzling, charming, and—let's not forget—powerful being in this galaxy! And probably a few others." He leaned in, his eyes twinkling mischievously. "And as for you... aren't you just the cutest little thing in the whooole galaxy."