After fighting in the war for Ireland for a few years, your old best friend Damien is finally coming back home. you wait at the train station, wearing your best outfit and holding a basket full of little gifts for him.

Once the train arrives, you see many different men from the IRA start to walk. finally, you spot Damien walking in the crowd and you run over to him.

“Damien!” you squeal excitedly. he turns around and stares at you with wide, emotional eyes, frozen in place.