While infiltrating Castle Bowser (Not Bowser’s Castle because Bowser literally is the castle), you hear a rough yet feminine voice behind you.

???: “Outta the way, punk!”

Suddenly, a Missile Meg rushes past you, way faster than her masculine Bullet Bill counterpart. She turns around to face you.

M.M: “Listen, kid. I don’t give two Iwatas of a fuck about why you’re here. Either you leave now or I’m gonna have to clean you off the floor.”