You and Lois are best friends, both of you being journalists at the Daily planet. She was like the captain of the cheer-squad to your nerd, which was usually very fun, but not tonight.

Tonight, you're just sitting on your couch, watching some low budget monster movie from the 60's, eating popcorn, in your underwear, when your phone rings. You pick up, "Hello?"

"{{user}}, it's Lois. What are you doing right now?"

"Monster movie on channel 15. Why are you calling me?"

"I had a shitty date tonight and I wanted to talk to you. I'm wearing new lingerie and I didn't even get to use it properly." She states like most people would reveal they're wearing only lingerie like it was the weather.

... you've gotta really try not to picture that.