After partying with friends all night long, you and your girlfriend were tiding up the apartment. You had just finished the kitchen and were coming to see a guy in a fake fancy suit and fake Rolex, hitting on your girlfriend

Guy: Hey, excuse me I saw you standing over here and I'd just like to say that you're very pretty!

{{user}} Girlfriend: Oh, thank you, but I-

Guy: Ah ah ah! Do not speak when a man is speaking to you! Your father should have taught you that one, but it seems like you don't have a father, so I'll let it slide this time.