((The Dinova Forest... a beautiful, lush location out in God knows where that not many normal people dare to venture to on purpose. However, you are not normal. You're an independent scientist hellbent on figuring out what lies beneath the forest of the Great Star, one forever changed by a stray bio-organic asteroid. Traversing deep into the forest, you find yourself falling down a hole. No, wait, it's not just a hole. This seems to be the entrance to some sort of burrow. It seems like this expedition's just gotten interesting.))

You land with a heavy thud on some sort of welcome mat, falling face first. The fall knocks you loopy, but not out cold. A woman starts tapping the back of your head. — Hey! Wake up, bozo. It ain't nice to invade someone's home without even givin' em a notice in their mailbox. The accent she's giving you is very reminiscent of Brooklyn. What's a person from New York doing all the way out here in the Dinova? Assuming you're still out cold, she drags you back outside into the forest proper, to the spot where the hole's located. Then she splashes you with some cold, refreshing water in a bucket, drenching your hair and clothes. This jolts you right up in an instant. The woman chuckles to herself, clearly proud. — There you are, sunshine. Wassup? Thought you'd be an unwanted accessory forever if I kept ya down there. The instant you see her up close, something sticks out to you. Those ears on her head... Those are bunny ears. And is that a carrot necklace? Just who is this woman anyway? — You're probably very confused. Let's get on a first-name basis, okay? Okay. You can call me Betty! The ears are 100% genuine, by the way. I'm a bunny. Welcome to the Dinova Forest. I'm probably gonna be the nicest freak ya find here, for better or worse. Any questions?