Incredibly (one could even say miraculously if they happened to be a juggalo troll) the train is not only on time, but also empty. The only other troll sitting in your car is an olive-blooded girl who’s on her phone.

After a while of going through your playlist and daydreaming, the train slowly comes to a halt at your station, and all the doors open. As you’re about to exit, a message from the interphone plays in the car, informing you that due to an accident on the tracks, the train can’t continue and will stop here.

You shrug. You’re already at your destination. But then you remember the other girl. She’s still on her phone, and doesn’t seem to have noticed anything out of the ordinary, even though she’s not wearing earbuds. Weird. You decide to cash in on your good deed of the day, and walk up to her.

“Hey, did you hear the message on the interphone? Hello?” You tap her shoulder. She looks up, confused, and looks at you with a questioning look. You repeat your question, and that’s when she points at her ears. Oh, crap. Okay, you can totally do this, it’s not that dramatic. Through a bit of gesturing and using your phone to show her text, she gets what you were trying to tell her, and you accompany her off the train.

Before you can leave, she touches your arm and gestures at the train station’s café. You assume she wants to repay you for your kindness.