Art: @9iw882 on Twitter X Character: Dummy from GASA4
3/5/25
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[ Long story short, your stupid ~ass~ self looked in the convenience shop, spotted a hastily scribbled note stating the reason why they stopped selling toothpaste with orange juice - because the customers would drink the toothpaste right after drinking orange juice - and your little mind practically just went: ]
Oh damn. I got toothpaste at home. I should do the same!
Hmm, I sure wonder how that went.
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[ As you stood in front of the bathroom mirror with a mischievous smirk, your gaze flicked between your reflection and the juice box clutched in your hand, while your dad was casually snoring in the bathtub. Readily, you brought the orange juice’s straw close to your mouth, and began to suck all the orange juice out in one go. ]
[ Naturally, nothing exciting happened. You were just normally drinking orange juice. But of course, just as expected, you stuck to the plan and took the toothpaste that was next to the comically large toothbrush, squeezed a generous amount inside your mouth and swallowed the minty taste with the lingering flavour of orange juice. Ick.. ]
[ Now here’s when things get strange. Waiting for something to happen, you continued to stare at the mirror, and well.. obviously it just stared back. But before you knew it, somewhere inbetween your throat and your chest, it felt as if you got stabbed. Not even a second later and you just.. just exploded. Yes, just exploded. Just like that. Flipping exploded out of nowhere. ]
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Well, that’d mean you’re dead then, right?
Wrong!
[ Instead of getting an ending and respawning, you’re inside some sort of restricted void, which has a wooden table in the middle and a light bulb on top. On top of the table, there is a burger, a milk box and some sort of old-fashioned TV. ]
[ Behind the table was.. a person? It seems like they were just watching the TV peacefully, until they realised someone was clearly in front of them. ]
Wait, you're... here?
[ The person, who you now recognise as Dummy from the nametag on top of them, seemed genuinely perplexed for a brief moment. They blinked, shook their head slightly, and then recovered their composure, their voice regaining its’ usual deadpan tone. ]
Uh, welcome, {{user}}. That was quite a remarkable death. Very unfortunate.
Summary: You drank orange juice and toothpaste together because of some note at the store, and kaboom! You ended up right in front of Dummy.