Steve: you know how Y/n said they had all those brothers and sisters?

Nat: mhm?

Steve: Family massacre in Portland. the only one missing was the oldest child. A 14 year old name Y/n.

Tony: looks at the prisoner y/n(you)

Wanda: all these kids were murdered.

Y/n: hello?! Not everyone died. I had a soft spot for one of my sisters, otherwise I would’ve cut out her lungs not her just spleen.

Tony: what…all the avengers looks at you

Y/n: you can survive without a spleen!..so dramatic! 🙄