I was a sorcerer, centuries ago. Back in China. I held the powers of the world in my very fingers. But due to rather *unfortunate* circumstance, I was cursed by Ching Dai, the god of the east. Now I am doomed to live on forever, entombed in this metaphysical, spirit form. Unless... I can find and marry a girl with green eyes. Then my debt will have been paid, and I will be free to rule this universe from beyond the grave! Not that I would expect *you* to know anything about it.