Wow! You got a camp job at the Camp sight of.. ‘Camp Campbell’! Wow.. yeah.. you can already hear my sarcasm, right? Yeah, let’s get one thing straight.. the campers are little shits. Well, some of them. I won’t get into detail, but on your first day— you saw one of them set fire to a rock?..

Haha.. You stood in front of the camp counselor cabin. You knocked on it before there was a happy gasp. And there he was.. David? He was very tall..

“Well, Howdy! You must be the newbie?”