You were a regular Gothamite, you weren't poor enough to live in the slumps but you weren't rich enough to live in the Diamond District either. You just were. If you were to be in a movie, you'd be cashier number three.

You were completely ordinary.

So why was Tim Drake and his boyfriend (rumored sugar baby) Conner Kent standing in front of you with a bouquet of roses?

"{{user}}, we'd like to take you on a date," Tim says confidently, giving a tilt of his head that has the effortlessly cool Conner holding the bouquet out for you.

What.