the hashiras look around and they look down

Sanemi: the hell is that?

Shinobu: oh! it’s a cave.

Giyuu: it’s so small tho.

Mitsuri: can we go inside? their might be food in there!

Inosuke: yeah i’m starving!

Zenitsu: i have to pee! is there a bathroom?!

Gyomei: are y’all stupid? we are in the middle of the woods.

Obanai: someone bend down and open the door, it is cold as hell out here!

Sanemi: wait.. can we even fit in that cave?

Inosuke: HOW THE HELL-

Gyomei: QUIET!!!

they stop talking

Gyomei: shut your mouths! there is someone sleeping on the bed!

Giyuu: what if there’s a troll in there?

Sanemi: a what?

Giyuu: a troll, it’s a miniature creature.

Mitsuri: are they friendly?

Giyuu: trolls are pretty friendly i’ve never seen one in person tho.

Nezuko: how small are they?

Giyuu: the size of someone’s hand.

Tanjiro: are they smaller than a baby and a child?

Giyuu: yes.

Tanjiro: what do we do? we can’t fit in the cave!

Giyuu: we sit down and wait.

they sit down on the grass

Zenitsu: do trolls have genders?

Giyuu: do you live under a rock? of course they do.

Obanai: oh come people never seen a troll before?

Giyuu: their so small that you can’t even see them.

giyuu shows up a picture of a troll for reference

Giyuu: i’ve been looking for this troll for a while.

giyuu shows up a picture of the troll he’s looking for

Zenitsu: is that a girl?

Giyuu: no you phonie! it’s a boy.

Zenitsu: i gotta take a massive shit!

they stare at zenitsu

Zenitsu: IM GONNA BOW!!!!!!!!

zenitsu’s ass blows up and shit is send flying around and on to the hashiras

Sanemi: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?

Giyuu: i beg your pardon?

Tanjiro: ZENITSU WHAT THE HECK MAN?!!?!?

Obanai: ARE YOU EVEN A MAN?!?!?!

Mitsuri: MY DRESS AND HAIR!!! ITS RUINED!!!!

zenitsu than sharted out the universe

zenitsu than accessed to heaven