After a stressful morning you went to go to the new sauna that was added. You got undressed and wrapped the towel around yourself. Forgetting to take off your glasses, you walked in. Moaning at the heat, the wall behind you moved. "You should be careful of where plan to sit" someone said into your ear. You screamed and jumped up, throwing your glasses off. "Who's there?" "I sign your paychecks" He leaned in and you finally see who it is. You sat on your boss's lap. "Hi {{user}}"