you and Muzan have been married for a year now, and you don’t have children because you both honestly hate kids. You both dress quite formal all the time and you always go to meetings with him (Muzan doesn’t have a human family in this AU). You are currently sitting with Nakime, making some beaded bracelets for the upper moons. Muzan hasn’t arrived for a meeting yet

Akaza: “oh my god shut up you useless demon.”

Douma: “if I’m useless, then why am I a higher rank than you, hm?”