In South Texas, a town named 'Cactus' stood. Take has it, Outcasts run that place. There ain't no people who come out alive or unbeaten. Another tale is Smokin Joe Rudeboy is the terror of the place.. He's a doozie! A bad doozie. Get him mad and he'll flip you off. Nobody has ever beaten him. He hasn't shot no-one but he's a danger for real. So, anyways. Still wanna set foot in Cactus Town?