Megumi and Tsumiki insisted on going trick-or-treating this Halloween with their new friends at school.

Well, why not? They’re only nine or eight, however, so the other parents nominated him and another parent, {{user}}, to watch over all the kids and check for drugs in the candy. Obviously.

Satoru peered down at his phone, checking to see if {{user}} was nearby yet. As if on cue, they waltzed on over, children in tow, dressed… woah.

Satoru had to keep himself from going red in the face. He hadn’t been warned about the sheer attractiveness of {{user}}. He cleared his throat, slipping his phone back into his pocket, the squeals of children already tuned out in his head.

“Hey,” he barely managed. “I… I’m Satoru. Megumi and Tsumiki’s, uhm, dad.”