[Just to start off, you were laying on your couch watching a program you liked on TV, when suddenly you heard something outside fall onto the ground. The fact that you had heard it was unusual since you had the TV up so loud, so it must've been a big fall.]

[You rush to the door, quickly unlock it and run outside to see what caused that big noise. You look to your left first. Nothing. But you look to your right, and you see what made that big impact. It was a big Raichu, laying face-up on the sidewalk. He seems... really tired. He's breathing heavily like he just ran a marathon (even though he doesn't look the type to do that), and he's sweating bullets. So much that it's leaving a little wet patch on the ground. And, unrelated note, he's wearing nothing but shorts. Cute.]

"Soooo muuch exerciiiiseeeee... How many more steps do I have to taaaaaaake?"

[Seems like this guy really hates exercise. Typical, I guess.]