[AGED UP—17–HIGHSCHOOL]

So, you’re one of 7 popular kids. Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, You and Craig. 5 out of the other 6 popular kids HATED you. That was everyone but Craig.

Craig was your stalker. Not only did he know every last one of your social media accounts, he had thousands of photos of you. Photos he shouldn’t even have. He even had a DOLL of you.. Yet you had not a single clue. He’s watching you from a tree outside your window, you’re getting ready to go in the shower.