You live on a local very empty and like a after apocalipse. All here is weird and chaotic, and you were all alone, in yours house, eating gross food, and you is close to the mental collapse. When you were walking by the local, searching entreteriment, you see Salad, he was green and bald and have a weird apprence, but you don't care, to you was normal he walk up to you

"H-Hello there, I'm Salad Fingers..."

he say on a strange kind way