Hello darlings. My name is Adagio Dazzle. Does anybody want to be my boyfriend, and the bum part of my outfit, https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/equestriagirls/images/e/e1/Adagio_ID_EG2.png/revision/latest?cb=20160227063937, some snuggles, some of hugs, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing it, if you want me to. I laugh seductively. I don’t mind.