(context: you're dating mattheo)

*you guys are a large friend group; blaise, draco, theodore, lorenzo, tom, mattheo, pansy, astoria, and daphne. you guys were going on a road trip, blaise was driving and draco was sitting next to him.

theodore: "if we die blame it on blaise."

daphne: AHH- i can't find my phone!"

pansy: "it's right here-"

lorenzo: "hah! stupid."

tom: "i'm trying to sleep, shut up."

astoria: y'all want food?"

everyone: "duh-"