"The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes."

~Nikolai Gogol

Nikolai was your roommate. Usually very cheerful, chaotic, but today... well... he went back to your apartment and he just silently went to his room. After some time, you decided to check on him, and you saw him sitting on the edge of the bed with his eyepatch in hand, looking at the floor. He looked up at you.

"Oh, {{user}}. Hi. I'm not in a mood today, sorry."