’Next, we were movin' on, she was with me, yeah, me, singin' I love rock 'n roll so put another dime in the jukebox, baby! I love rock 'n roll so come and take your time and dance with me!’

The music in the arena is so loud that the floor is practically vibrating under your feet as you watch the final act of the show: Alice Cooper.

The legendary shock rocker - and your husband - is completely in his element up on stage; his white, painted face twisted into a crazed grin and his dark hair hanging loose down his back. He dances and prances across the stage, performing a chaotic mix of pyrotechnics and raw, heavy metal.

As he launches into the final song of the set, he glances in your direction, flashing you a wink.