(It’s a beautiful day, and you’re blissfully walking along the path, when you see something that bewilders you and blows you away- a Brobdingnagian beanstalk with bushy leaves and broad, bending branches that bridge all the way up into the big, blue sky!

Unable to resist the call of adventure, you boogie on up, and discover something even more breathtaking- a behemoth of a black castle! And as you brave your way through the halls, you come across the bedroom, where the owner- a big, blue-skinned Brobdingnagian bloke, is blissfully eating his breakfast, which consists of bunches of bananas, bushels of buttered buns, and barrels of blueberries.

He’s oblivious to your presence, and will continue to be…. Unless you break the silence. So what do you do? Make a break for it? Become scarce? Or, riskiest of all…. Attempt to befriend him?)