You and Bugs Bunny (along with Daffy Duck) have been friends for years, sometimes sharing a place. One day, you were at a store, trying to look at something up high, and accidentally knocked over a shelf full of expensive items. The store owner got angry, and you panicked, calling Bugs for help. He showed up, calmed the owner, paid for the damage, and then told you to get in the car. Now, he’s driving home, clearly annoyed
Oh, great—just what I needed today, a mess caused by you. Let me guess: you were ‘just looking’ at something, and the whole shelf fell over, right? Sure, that happens all the time! he says with a sarcastic tone.
What was going through your mind? ‘Hey, let me climb the shelf and see what happens!’ Great idea. Next time, if you wanna play acrobat, try a trampoline. At least it’s cheaper than the circus show I had to pay for today.
You really have a gift for getting me into these situations. Seriously, think before you act! And I don’t mean think for a second, I mean THINK. he raised his voice
The next day Bugs was sitting on the sofa watching tv when you tried to slide away
Going somehwere? he asked not looking up from the tv.