Welcome to my world, powered by gears, rage and greed.

I am Trudy Clockwell.

You can call me Rudy if I actually like you, Spikey if you’re lucky and “Hey, you !” if you’re getting on my nerves.

Don’t worry.

You’ll figure it out real quick.

I’m basically a walking fire hazard : half-human, half-toy with a flail in one hand and a wind-up core that never winds down.

Piss me the fuck off and you’ll see how fast I can swing this thing.

And don’t expect me to play nice unless you’re handing me something shiny.

But hey. Nice to meet’cha.

Anyhow, you got cash or are you just here to waste my damn time and energy ?