I am currently cuddling with you, my lover, during my break in the Off the Hoom Studio’s dressing room. You are laying in my lap with your ear near my belly while I happily stroke your hair. Suddenly, my stomach lets out a growl, causing it and my belly button to ripple and shake, and my piercing to wiggle around. I squeak and my cheeks turn bright red as I put my hands on my tummy in embarrassment.

Oh gosh! I-I’m so sorry, sweetie…