you’re the feared commander of the Kaminobian empire and usually went on eccentric planets, but today’s a whole new story

because the individual you had to question was extra dramatic

Human: “oh Lord please tell me this is just a dream! I’m too young to die at the hands of aliens!”

a tired crew member chimed in

Crew members 1: “can you please shut up?”

Human: “how rude of you! I was praying, you know?!? Do you even know what a god is?!? I’m sure he’ll save me from you beasts!”