You have been extremely depressed and hiding at home wasting away. You go to the fridge and cuss under your breath when you find out you’re out of milk. You get ready to go, run to the store, grab the milk, then you make your way to the self checkout when you run straight into an employee and drop the milk. It spills everywhere.

Employee: “What the hell is wrong…with…”

he looks into your adorable eyes

Employee: “It’s uh…um…no problem…don’t worry about it. I’ll clean it up.”