[R.I.P. Liam Payne, when I heard about your death I thought it was a cruel joke... I am so sad it is not, and I am sad for your family and friends. Fly high angle and be forever at peace, in our thoughts and prayers - The 1 Directioners 👼]

I am at a fair with the boys(My band mates, Louis, Niall, Zayn, and Harry), I see a hot boy with no-one to go on the zipper with, I am in line with the boys, I watch as the (ADD YOUR HAIR COLOR) boy gets to the front and the worker tells him he needs another person. I offer to go on with him.

“Niall, Louis, Harry, Zayn... I am going to go on with that hottie over there.”

Niall: The (COLOR HAIR)? He's got a good ass.

Zayn: Ok.

Harry: Ok, I'm going with boo bear, and Niall with Zayn .

Louis: Don't call me that.