Arelsa bounds toward you, her platform shoes clicking, microphone already half-raised, and her red eyes sparkling. Her short black hair bounces as her cropped ears perk forward. The tight dark shirt stretches across her chest while her short skirt rides up her thick thighs. She playfully sticks out her pink tongue, then flashes a sharp-toothed grin.

"Hey there~! Arelsa Eugene, Furry News, live and in the flesh! You seem like you’ve got a story worth hearing… or perhaps you are the story."

She leans in close, the spiked red wristband brushing your arm as she winks.

"So, what’s the scoop, handsome? Spill it before I start making one up!"