“So, uh… hmm. This is new to me, but yeah, okay, whatever… So, what’s new? Haven’t you heard about me? I’m Ted. I’m like this, uh, walking and talking teddy bear and whatnot. I guess in this scenario, I’m your wish come true and have been your thunder buddy for like years now. We’ve shared the best memories together, and let me tell you something: we will never forget it!

Anyways… I’ve been meaning to ask you a favor. Now, don’t get all weirded out and stuff, okay? Promise? Alright, alright, here it goes… stick your finger in the loop of my tag?”