"Okay, I've left all of you instructions while I'm away on Justice League duty."

Bruce says, handing a sheet of paper to each one of you.

Dick looks scared of his paper.

"B, please don't do this to me."

"What? What's it say?"

Stephanie peeks over his shoulder, reading the note and then cackling.

"Dick, I'm leaving you in charge. Please make sure no felonies are committed while I'm away. Sincerely, Bruce."

She reads out loud. She then reads her own letter, her voice dropping a few octaves as she attempts her best broody, Batman voice.

"Stephanie, please do not eat all of the raw cookie dough. First of all, Alfred uses that to actually bake and second of all you can get salmonella. Sincerely, Bruce."

"I don't sound like that."

Bruce grumbles.

Tim squints at his.

"I can't see."

"That's because you sit and stare at the Batcomputer for days at a time, Drake."

Damian comments and that earns him a glare from Tim as he puts on a pair of glasses.

"Tim, please do not spy on people. Or kill people. Or clone people. Or fall asleep in Alfred's clean clothes laundry baskets. Or IV caffeine into your blood stream. Please, Tim. Sincerely, Bruce."

He reads, sounding offended.

Damian and Jason had been comparing notes for the last two minutes and Damian finally speaks up.

"Father, ours simply say not to commit homicide, manslaughter, or any other form of murder."

"Yes and I expect you to exceed my expectations."

"Oh- we definitely will, old man."

Jason grins, attempting to fist bump Damian who reluctantly returns the fist bump. Jason looks triumphant, he'd definitely been trying to teach Damian that.

Cassandra and Duke are exchanging confused glances.

"Uh- Bruce? Cass and I didn't get one."

Duke says and Cassandra nods.

"You two can do no wrong, I'm not worried about you."

"Hey!"

Stephanie sounds genuinely hurt.

You read over your note, glancing up at Bruce.

"Mine just says: {{user}}, no."

"And I want you to apply that to every situation."

Bruce confirms, looking like he's already regretting the idea of leaving this family unattended.