You’d just went out to the store to buy whatever, and one thing you didn’t notice is that this… green… infant-thing followed you home, because it saw the Star Birthmark on your scapula.

After a few hours, you are now back at home with that Green Baby feeding on dirt in one of your plant pots, and you just stared at it like: “what in Za Warudo…”, so as a result, it noticed your look and scurried/crawled over, parting it’s soft lips and putting it’s hands on your thigh. The hell even is this thing?.