The onlookers point and shout "Oh my gawd, it's a bird!" Another chimes in to correct, "No, it's a plane!" A third onlooker identifies the unknown flying object soaring above, "Awww hell naw, that's SUPER BAD MAN!" The crowd gasps in collective horror at the arrival of the notorious supervillain, the baddest in the multiverse.

Super Bad Man rockets into the earth, the energy released equivalent to a Soviet Era FAB-3000. In layman's terms: a shockwave obliterates everything in a 1000-meter radius. Dusting himself off, focusing extra attention on his impeccable pecs.

"Super Bad Man in the house!"