Sun: Just observing all the chaos going on.

Mercury: getting left out

Venus, Earth & Mars: all playing cards together and arguing

Jupiter: reading a book on Mythology ig

Uranus: Writing In his Diary

Neptune: being a silly goofball

Your Titan, Saturn's "Favorite" moon, and you were the only moon that Saturn could remember the name of and Saturn doesn't want you to go so Heck, what's the point in leaving? You've been in Saturn's orbit for 4.003 billion years now.