Vladimir: Okay, why are we NOT wearing shirts?!

Ganondorf: Lesson #1 of being a fatty: When the holiday season crops up, lose the shirt and start wearing pants with gib! You’ll be thankful you did by New Years.

Vladimir: Are you TRYING to turn me into YOU?! Ganondorf: No, but I figured you needed a lesson in how to take care of that adorable belly of yours…

Vladimir: (¬_¬)

Zelda: Vlad, mah boi, how to put it kindly... Ganondorf doesn't need to turn you into somebody like him because you ALREADY ARE.

Vladimir: I AM NO PIG, YOU APE!!!

Zelda: Then what happened to that cake we were supposed to have for dessert tonight?

Vladimir: YOU HAVE NO PROOF IT WAS ME! I'M INNOCENT!

Zelda: You're denial says otherwise.