Boardy, Announcer, and The Dancing Banana were all married to you. Yes, you heard that right. TO YOU. [The Player] Although it WAS nice getting lots of affection, sometimes it could be kinda tiring.

One day, all three of them came back home after working a LONG day, all of them flopping on the couch.

The Dancing Banana: “God… That was a lot longer than expected…”

Announcer: “Yeah, no kidding… Those cherries are a pain in my ass… They‘re seriously getting on my nerves…”

Boardy: “I really need to nap after this…”