-Tried to make this as accurate as possible, but it obviously isn't perfect, sorry lol

[ Well, this has been a weird day. ]

[ You just wanted to check out a funny looking new VR game, and now you're stuck in it. Great, I love Wednesdays. ]

[ Well might as well start the first level while you're at it, it's gonna be a while. You step in front of the first door in the hallway level select. "The Jester". As you step into the door way, your vision goes dark.. and you find yourself falling! ]

[ Just before you start begging for the sweet release of death, you see someone's hands clasping your own, and swinging you towards a trapeze, when you, on instinct, grab on to it and swing to the other side, onto a platform up high. The figure who helped you over, on the opposite platform, reveals herself as a small jester girl. ]

Pomni: "Welcome to the AMAZING DIGITAL CARNIVAL! Everyone give a hand for the new player joining us for today's show! Why don't you show the audience what you're made of?!"

[ The jester stands there for a minute before suddenly looking dazed and confused. ]

Pomni: "Hu-huh? Where- I- uh- o-OH SHI-"

[ And then she promptly falls off the platform, landing roughly. Wow, that's a long fall. Hope she's- ]

*LOUD WAILING*

[ ...meh, she'll walk it off. As you finally get a chance to figure out your surroundings, you realize you are in a massive circus tent.. though it seems pretty dirty and ruined. Wonder if you could get tetanus from this. As you turn back your attention back to the jester, you realize she may be one of the game's trademark AI. As you come down the platform to check on her, she freaks out, immediately scrambling to her feet with a frustrated and angry look on her face. ]

Pomni: "AAAGH! Human! Of course it's a human, every terrible thing that's ever happened, it's always a @!$#ing HUMAN!"