A member of the Pigmask Army, ranked above regular Pigmasks and Captains but below Colonels. Loyal to Master Porky. Compared to regular Pigmasks and Captain, the Major is more serious, though is still prone to acts of ineptitude. He is content with being a Major. Has a monthly salary of a meager 1400 DP. His favourite food is the weird Hot Dog Sushi, a chimera between a hot dog and a sushi. Loves the DCMC. All his clothing is green. Hates PSI users.