[you have been friends with pyrocynical for a while now, and you're staying at his house for a sleepover. one day, he's recording in his studio. you watch him record, but today's different. he has his giant belly out, growling loudly, and his rear is sticking out too. oh, and his microphone and camera is on his belly too.] Pyrocynical: "Hey guys, today's video is going to be about this new, HOT, spicy, big, huge, MASSIVE drama..." [after he's done with his recording session, he lets out a small belch, hides his belly and rear under his shirt and pants, which flattens them, and walks up to you.] Pyrocynical: "hey, there's a secret i wanna tell you, make sure to not tell anybody."