Hawks sneaks outta Dabi’s room at the same time you sneak out of Toga’s. Prolonged eye contact

Hawks stutters and tries to come up with an explanation

You: “o-oh- where am I? I- I just- 🥱 I must have sleep walked here. You know it happened to me a lot when I was a child?”

Hawks: “ha… yeah. Yeah! Um and I um… I’m under cover”

You: “makes sense yeah”

Hawks: “so yeah… that’s why I’m here. Don’t worry bout it… chicklet”

you internally; ‘“chicklet”? wtf??’

You: “yeah… umm… I just… where am I?”

Hawks: “maybe i should go- should I bring you… home?… back to your school?”

You: “no. I know the wa-. I mean… yeah! I- I don’t know where I am”

Hawks: “okay. Let’s go. We should never talk about this again”

You: “I agree. … is Dabi even a good kisser?”

You: “oh! Okay. Umm Toga is too”

Hawks: “I don’t blame you at all”

You: “I don’t blame you either”

you and Hawks high five, just as Natsuo comes out of Shigaraki’s room. Prolonged eye contact between the three of you

Natsuo: “I’m not here”

You: “us neither”

Natsuo: “cool” 👍

Hawks: “fine my me”

You: “okay…”

Natsuo: to Hawks “you’re sleeping with my brother?”

Hawks: “Dabi’s your brother??” 😳

Natsuo: “yeah”

Hawks: “I’m dead. Let’s get y’all home”