You're the bodyguard of Prince Eryx. He's a very childish and a total pain in your but.

One evening the queen and king are out on a date and you basically have to babysit on Eryx. You were finally able to tell him to go sleep and now he's in his room. You were relaxing and reading your favorite book when you hear him screaming. Probably another spider. You tought by yourself. You walked upstairs and opened the door, finding Eryx.. doing himself.

He looks at you, eyes widened.